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New Jags GM made a big mistake with comments on Tebow

Give new Jaguars general manager David Caldwell this: he sure knows how to stun a room full of reporters.

That’s exactly what he did during his introductory press conference on Thursday, a feat he accomplished with his response to the inevitable Tebow Question. With reports circulating that The Chosen One would be making His Great Return this offseason, it was bound to come up. It did, and Caldwell’s answer was as misguided as it was direct.

Asked about the team’s quarterback situation, Caldwell said there would be an open competition between semi-bust Blaine Gabbert and temporary solution Chad Henne, and he added they would look to bring in others. Just not Tim Tebow:

“As far as Tim goes, he is a member of the New York Jets, so I can’t imagine a scenario where he would be a Jacksonville Jaguar.”

That was the final line in a much longer answer, and it just hung in the air, seeming to knock the wind out of everyone in the room for a split second. An audible “Uh-” could be heard from someone in the crowd, followed by a call to “Say that again?”

He did, and when asked whether Tebow would be an option if the Jets released him, Caldwell said no again.

Big ups to Caldwell, because that showed some balls (as a younger Tim might say, “Big Nuts!”). It’s also a major step forward from the way his predecessor, Gene Smith, used to leave people dumbfounded — by a draft strategy that displayed  a level of expertise similar to that of a child playing Monopoly without reading the rules.

But Caldwell’s comment was also stupid and unnecessary. Read More →

Tebow to the Jaguars would be bad for both sides

Picture this: You’ve been living in a crappy house with a so-so job and very few friends. The only thing going for you is your car — a badass little roadster that’s fast and reliable. But even with the car, you’re kind of the joke of the neighborhood.

But then you decide to turn things around. You slowly start renovating the house, and you go out and meet an okay-looking blonde from Missouri — she’s like a 6, but you’re thinking she’s a late-bloomer and you get along well enough, so you propose, and now she’s got a bun in the oven.

Things aren’t perfect, but they’re getting better. Even though the fiancee still needs work, the meat loaf is a little less burned every Wednesday night. One day, while you’re out shopping for some new cooking ware to help the lady out and some supplies to fix your leaky roof, you spot a PS3 on sale.

It’s a good deal, but it’s going to mean less time to work on the house, and it’s going to make you a crappy husband and father. On the other hand, you’ll be having so much fun that you won’t give a damn about the roof or the wife. Hell, you might not even need the car anymore. And God, it would be awesome. You’d finally be able to get some friends to come hang out with you!

What do you do?

To unravel that absurd and half-coherent analogy: You are the Jacksonville Jaguars, Blaine Gabbert is the fiancee, your receiving corps is kitchen supplies, the roof is your offensive line, Maurice Jones-Drew is your car, and Tim Tebow is the PS3 (you’re welcome for skipping the part that involved David Garrard and assless leather chaps).

Except in the real-life version, that ps3 isn’t just on sale, everyone is pounding on your windows screaming at you to go buy it.

In addition to sparking a level of outrage not seen in Tennessee since the state made bestiality a felony, Peyton Manning‘s move to the Denver Broncos immediately reignited Tebowmania in Jacksonville, where talk of The Chosen One’s potential return dominated everything from social media to men’s rooms to the local news.

But — with the Jags’ current situation — adding Tebow would be bad for both sides. Read More →

Bounty scandal makes fans decide: What kind of NFL do you want?

We live in the age of the No Fun League, where fans complain that entertaining celebrations are castrated, that quarterbacks are coddled by rules that have turned pro football “soft,” and that multi-millionaire athletes have few reasons to give 100 percent on the field after they join “The 1%” off of it.

Amid all this, one man – one shining white knight — found a solution. Even if by accident.

You want hits? Oh, he’ll give you hits. He’ll also make sure his players go balls to the wall, and you can bet on a boatload of swagger to go along with it.

But instead of being the face of the NFL’s rebirth as a rough, tough, man’s game, St. Louis Rams defensive coordinator Gregg Williams is a villain, a character being roundly slammed as deplorable and despicable. The controversy stems from Williams’ system of “bounties” when he coached for the New Orleans Saints, Washington Redskins, and possibly other teams.

Williams dished out extra cash based on players’ accomplishment of specific objectives during a game. This ranged from pretty agreeable rewards for key plays like a fumble recovery, all the way up to knocking an opposing player out of a game.

Understandably, this will be punished, and because this is really nothing more than an internal NFL matter, the league can (and will) handle this however it wants.

But the issue has an effect on fans too. As you sort out an opinion on the issue, you have to stop and think. What do you want to see on Sundays in the fall? For me, I’m cool with what Williams did. Read More →

Tuesday Night Nickelback: Leave Gisele alone, and ECU gets snubbed again

Tuesday Night Nickelback is the name of my new weekly column that focuses on multiple topics. It is no longer new, and it has been more than a week since the last one. The name changes frequently, but the half-assed analysis is the same.

Tonight’s topics: Gisele get hated for hating on the Patriots receivers, and ECU watches another shitty team leap them into the Big East:

GISELE GOES OFF

Supermodel Gisele Bundchen is getting a bunch of flak from fans and media members for her  ”outburst” after watching husband Tom Brady and the Patriots lose the Super Bowl. While getting taunted by Giants fans on her way out of the luxury box level, Gisele turned to a friend and said, “My husband cannot f—ing throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time.”

Cue the madness.

Gisele is being called spoiled, surly, arrogant and everything in between. A brat who is tearing apart the Patriots’ locker room with her divisive vitriol. I would link a bunch of columns, but let’s just pick one. Oh, how about this super sarcastic one from the NY Post. USA Today and several other publications ran national polls on the issue. The opinion — among most media members, at least — is that Gisele should keep her mouth shut.

I don’t like the Patriots (evil), I don’t like Brady (tuck rule), and I don’t even think Gisele is that attractive, but I feel bad for all three of them. The media was the only person who spoke out of turn in this situation. Read More →

Sunday Evening Fullback: On JoePa, the Ravens and a big business idea

Sunday Evening Fullback is the name of my new weekly column that focuses on multiple topics. The name is likely to change often, I probably won’t do it every week, and it won’t be “new” for much longer.

Tonight’s topics: JoePa’s passing, the Ravens’ loss in the AFC Championship, and my brilliant idea for a hair salon:

Joe Paterno passed away too soon.

That was my first thought after I heard the legendary Penn State coach died Sunday (Well, actually, my first thought was, “Is it for real this time?” after sloppy journalism produced false death reports on Saturday).

It might seem an odd way to react to the passing of an 85-year-old who enjoyed a truly remarkable life, but I felt that way because with Paterno’s death coming just a little more than two months after the sex abuse scandal that scarred his program and his legacy, the public’s view of him hadn’t had enough time to move from adoration to outrage to forgiveness.

And that left many in an awkward place Sunday. We weren’t done feeling angry and disappointed over Paterno’s shameful handing of the Jerry Sandusky situation, but now that he’s gone, we have to celebrate the good times, right?

Is he a hero or hypocrite? Well, he’s both. Read More →

Pats fans think they ended Tebowmania. I hope they’re right.

Want to know what my visit to Boston for Patriots-Broncos was like this weekend? Put on about seven layers of clothing and go stand in an industrial freezer with a keg of Sam Adams, a screen showing this kid and his grandma dancing to “Rack City” on loop, and a guy alternately screaming “Tebow!” and “F@#% Tebow!”

My original intent was to document the trip in its entirety for this blog, but my hands were too cold to take notes, and the amount of beer it took to keep warm made sure I wouldn’t be able to do it from memory. There were plenty of good moments, like taking batting practice inside a huge bubble on Harvard’s football field, getting a Pats fan to admit that the Tuck Rule Play was bullshit, and waking up to the news that I had spent the wee hours of the morning walking around in prescription eyeglasses (still no clue on that one).

But, unsurprisingly, the theme of the weekend was Tim Tebow – the whole reason my friend and I made the snap decision to fly north. He was everywhere you turned. Leaving a bar on Friday night, a girl in front of us stumbled and fell to her knees, and when we asked if she was OK, her friend said in a thick Boston accent: “It’s OK, she’s just Tebowing.” We made a habit of yelling “TEEBAUW!” at random points, and we came across several others doing the same. We also picked up metro magazine to find the cover you see here (along with a Mark Wahlberg interview on his new hamburger joint: “Wahlburgers”).

When we boarded the train for Foxborough, it only intensified. I drew some flak for wearing my Mondo Bummer John Brantley jersey (Though that mostly just confused everyone. The closest anyone got was “Is that Chris Leak?”), and a kid in front of us was the subject of many middle fingers and photo requests for his shirt that depicted Tebow kneeling on the front with “Tebro 15″ on the back.

Gillette Stadium was gorgeous, most of the fans — including our neighbors, thankfully — were really intelligent and funny, and getting to see an NFL Playoff game (and a sellout) is a real treat for any Jacksonville native, but what stood out to me the most was how many people seemed to truly hate Tebow. From the religious beliefs to the unorthodox style (I heard countless “Now that’s what a real quarterback looks like” comments about Tom Brady) to the “All He Does Is Win” talk, it was pretty clear they were sick and tired of Tim. They would rather give their wives to Derek Jeter (another name we yelled frequently during the game) than play catch with Tebow, though Jeter would definitely turn that down because Boston girls are very unfortunate-looking.

But during all that, I was struck by how off-base their hatred is. In my experience, the Tebow haters don’t really hate him at all. They think they do, but their ire is actually directed at the media’s creation of Tebowmania, which was encapsulated by ESPN saying his name 160 times in one episode of SportsCenter last week — including many references during highlights of other sports. I thought the hype was bonkers when I was a senior in high school. Now we’re really out there.  Read More →

Pease, cut the Mularkey. New coaches alone will not fix the Jags or Gators.

It was a pretty rough year for football in northeast Florida. The Gators sucked, the Jaguars blew, and my fantasy team suffered a hearbreaking loss in the semifinals of the playoffs.

In search of a brighter 2012, two of those three teams hired new coaches this week, as the Jags named Mike Mularkey their head boss man and the Gators added Brent Pease as offensive coordinator. Despite vehement protests from fans, my fantasy team is not altering its upper-level management.

The responses to these moves were mixed. Jacksonville owner Shahid Khan proclaimed “This is the rebirth of the Jaguars” without laughing, while fans seemed largely underwhelmed by Mularkey but also happy to not have Jack Del Rio anymore. In Gainesville, UF fans hoping for a big name to replace the big carcass of Charlie Weis were disappointed, but the fact that Pease comes from Boise State has eased much of the discontent (It really shows how far the Gators have fallen when they dream of having an offense to match that of a small school from Idaho with a blue field). My favorite take was a co-worker saying the following without realizing the double-meaning: ”Pease has less experience, so he will be hungry. Weis wasn’t.”

But for anyone anticipating the rise or fall of these teams based on the new coaches is misguided. These hires did not address any of the reasons why the Jaguars and Gators sucked this year. Read More →

Tebow’s real fans admit it when he sucks

Go ahead, you can say it.

Tim Tebow sucked on Sunday.

See? No lightning bolt came crashing through your ceiling. And you know what else? You can say that and still be a Tebow supporter.

You can even say that we need to change the definition of Tebowing. No longer does that mean kneeling in prayer — the true Tebowing is walking at a brisk pace, eyes straight ahead, shoulders slumped forward. It’s a tribute to something Tebow does more often than kneeling: walking off the field after a three-and-out drive.

Tebow was awful in Sunday’s 7-3 loss to the Chiefs. He completed 6 of 22 passes for 60 yards and managed just 16 yards on six carries with a fumble. And when he took the ball with a minute left and a chance to win the game, he marched to midfield…and threw an interception.

It was the worst game of his NFL career, and probably the worst of his life. I’ve never seen him look so ineffective. He’d look more natural smoking crack with a prostitute than he looked on Sunday. He made John Brantley look tolerable. Ryan Leaf could have done better throwing with his off hand, blindfolded and sober (which is more of an impediment for him than being drunk).

I say all this as a Tebow fan, and I say it because I believe he’s capable of much, much better. Tebow has been such a polarizing figure in the NFL that it’s easy to forget you can criticize him while still supporting him. Read More →

Defending Tebow is a slap in the face of the Tebow Movement

Tim Tebow and the Denver Broncos lost on Sunday.

Yea, but, it was against the Patriots, and they’re awesome! And the Broncos were up 16-7 and dominated the first quarter! And Tebow looked good throwing the ball and was the game’s leading rusher! It wasn’t Tebow’s fault!

Yea, but, making excuses for Tebow losing undermines the coolest part of the Tebow Phenomenon.

At every step along the way to his 7-2 record as a starter this year, Tebow has challenged conventional NFL wisdom. He has re-awakened us to the fact that even though we’ve hailed quarterbacks as demigods to whom we’d gladly hand over our girlfriends, they aren’t the end-all, be-all of football. This is a team game.

Moreover, Tebow has proven that the standards by which we measure quarterbacks — and entire teams — don’t even come close to telling the story. He’s shown that he can party like it’s 1905: throwing EIGHT passes and completing TWO and still winning a game that wasn’t played underwater or in a driving blizzard. If he wants, he can throw passes to cheerleaders for three quarters, with a windup to rival Hideo Nomo, and still win. Read More →

Exclusive: John Elway’s emotional voicemails to Andrew Luck

In the last week, Broncos executive vice president John Elway has come out in support of Tim Tebow, saying he felt Tebow is the franchise’s Quarterback of the Future and that he’s committed to seeing The Chosen One succeed.

You already knew that, because ESPN is thrusting Tebow news in your face more desperately than an overweight stripper trying to make rent.

But what you didn’t know was what led Elway to that point. It’s been a dark, emotional few months for the Denver exec — a fact that’s clearly demonstrated in the disturbing voicemails he’s been leaving for Stanford quarterback Andrew Luck.

Most sports blogs aren’t privileged to the recordings, but in a McCallin’ It Like I See It Exclusive, we’ve obtained a transcript. And by “we,” I mean “I.” And by “obtained a transcript,” I mean “drank four bottles of NyQuil and started typing.”

Below, you’ll find Elway’s messages for Luck, along with the dates and times they were recorded: Read More →